Golden Gater Online
April 25, 1995
Blotter
Want to sleep here? Take a class!
April 23, Sunday - A campus employee reported to the University Police Department that someone was sleeping in a loft in room 151A of the Creative Arts Building. A UPD officer responded and the man apologized for sleeping there. They transported him to San Francisco County Jail for trespassing.
OOOOOOMMMMMMM
April 18, Tuesday - A woman reported to UPD that she was surprised by a man sitting in the dark when she opened a locked room on the first floor of Burk Hall. The man said he was using the room to meditate. The man left after more people entered the room.
Houdini was here
April 18, Tuesday - UPD received a call about someone stuck in the Lot 20 elevator. Officers found no one in the elevator. A maintenance man took care of the elevator malfunction.
Read my lips, we don't need any
April 18, Tuesday - UPD officers advised a suspicious-looking person, selling sign language cards by Hensill Hall, to leave campus.
The taste of burnt terry cloth
April 17, Monday - UPD and San Francisco Fire Department responded to a smoke detector in Mary Park Hall and found someone microwaving a towel that overheated.
I need a Slim Jim now!
April 17, Monday - Someone requested help from UPD for a woman who locked her keys in her car and left the engine running.
Fiending for a Mars Bar
April 16, Sunday - Someone reported to UPD hearing a person tamper with the vending machines on the first floor of the Residence Halls. UPD came to the scene and found nothing wrong with the machines.
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