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[ Golden Gater Online October 24, 1995 ]

Technophile

Golden Gater Onlineby Keith Brown

The heel of the boot of The Man:

Regularity. Doctors say it's good for the system. Keeps it from getting all bunged up.

Regularity is good for columns too. By definition, columns are supposed to be stable, regular, constant. Like any good radial tire, columns are just supposed to be there doing their job.

This column, if indeed there are any people out there who actually follow this drivel, did not appear last time because there was too little space and too much advertising.

I never did like advertising. Not one bit. But unfortunately, it pays the bills. And sometimes, it calls the shots.

It shouldn't happen again.

Technophile happens every other Tuesday. From here on out, without fail.

Adam Smith's broken hand:

SF State's Computing Services is in a bind: There are over 15,000 people here with active Internet accounts. They are free, after all. But there are only 168 dial-in modems.

Problem: Busy signal. Often.

Enter the eight 28.8k FAME modems: 15 minutes of connect time -- long enough to check your mail and some tertiary online communication or information retrieval.

Problem: Not enough time.

According to CS' Heidi Schmidt, the FAME modems are not all that famous. During a spot-check conducted once an hour by members of CS, only one of the eight modems were in use at any given time -- even during the peak hours between 5 p.m. and 12 a.m., when all 100 of the 14.4k 338-6666 modems are sending back irritating, fiber optic busy signals.

Enter the newly-imposed three hour time limit on the 6666 modems, instituted last weekend. Three hours maximum; abrupt cut-off without notification. And good luck trying to get back online.

"There are some people we know about who will stay connected for 24 hours or more," said Schmidt. The new time limit, she says, will eradicate the bandwidth mongers' greedy gluttony and provide access to more people, more often.

In defense of the time limit, CS' World Wide Web specialist Julianne Tolson pipes: "You should be able to get your work done in that amount of time." But, she concedes, "I still don't think I'll ever be able to get through."

Problem: Too many damn restrictions, not enough utility.

Enter the Technophile (by no means) complete guide to cheap, local, commercial internet providers:

Technophile recommendation: Deal with SF State's busy signal. Exploit the FAME modems. Be patient. Don't pay until you absolutely have to.

Next time: AFS vs. plain vanilla UNIX.

Until then, a warning: If you save personal email messages to your shell account, don't. It's not a good idea.

Technophile gleefully accepts hate mail: kbrown@sfsu.edu

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